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The worst day everID: #10154 | Autor | carpathian.sunset |  | | Vytvořeno | 22.02.10 22:33:29 | | Kategorie | Próza (ostatní prozaické útvary) | | Téma | | | Počet návštěv | 157 | | Dílo sledují | |
It happened approximately two months ago. I woke up and went to the bathroom as I usually do. But what a surprise it was, when I looked in the mirror. I saw my head was twice as big as it should be and my nose looked like a pig’s one. I decided to visit doctor Bear immediately. As I was trying to put my favourite T-shirt on, it suddenly tore apart. I seemed to forget how big my head was. So I found a bigger one and I set off. Despite I was trying to hide myself while walking on the streets, I got hit by rotting tomatoes several times. I guess there had to be something weird about my visage. I bought a huge pumpkin and put it on my head. I felt much more comfortable then. I arrived to the doctor’s office. He was a bit surprised to see me. To be perfectly honest, he was a bit upset. Actually, he shouted something like this: “Go away, you stinky fish. I don’t know you! I don’t know you at all!” So I turned away. But I was really angry. That’s why I sat down in the middle of the street and waited there until evening. Then I returned home, ate half a cabbage and went to bed.
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| | | No no no, dear Lili! |
| | | It was only a dream, wasn´t it? :)) |
| | | nebylo. tohle je původní. a je to na zakázku psaný úkol z angličtiny. :) |
| |  | Nebylo to tu náhodou v nějakém daleko nečitelnějším tvaru a netvrdil autor, že si zkouší angličtinu? Tohle už je fajn, docela roztomilé, absurdní mikropovídka. |
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